Randomness of the Heart

So, I had to blog this. Not sure what else to do with it, since it’s OBVIOUSLY a faker and it just amused me. So, I figured why not just post it here, since its kinda TH related and I have no where else to put it. I don’t know if it amused me more he expected me to believe him, or that I played along and he thought I believed him…

I was off watching tv with my family in the other room, away from my computer. When I got back, I found I had a new Im. So, the conversation went as follows: *Blocking out Screennames and email, because I don’t want anyone doing anything stupid*

HIM: hallo
HIM: hay?
ME: Hi?
HIM: hey were r u frum?
ME: … The states…?
HIM: oh thut u werw sum where at least europe.
ME: No, I’m from the states.
HIM: exactly
ME: r u a dude or girl?
HIM: A girl.
ME: You?
HIM: a dude
ME: Oh…
HIM: hbu?
ME: What?
HIM: i said how about u? r u a dude or not?
ME: No, I’m a girl.
HIM: thats wat i thut
ME: Mhm… So, why IM me?
HIM:i dont noe?
ME: O.o…
HIM: do u noe whoi am?
HIM: G.L?
ME: O.o I doubt you’re Georg.
HIM: im his cusin?
ME: O.o His cousin. Right… So, if that’s true, where are they and what are they doing?
HIM: they r in germany fising up there nect ablum brbr
ME: Mhm. And what’s the title of it?
ME: Hm? What’s the title of the album? Surely his cousin would know that.
ME: … You still there, or not going to respond?
HIM: ja brb
ME: kk
HIM: ha u thingi wuld tell u sumthing like that?
HIM: ohk
HIM: srry rong im
ME: O.o
HIM: so u thingi wuld tell u there nect album namen?
HIM: u dont noe yet?
ME: Well why not? If you’re his cousin, how else are you going to prove it?
ME: Or tell me something only a cousin would know.
ME: Otherwise, you’re just a fake.
HIM: ohk
HIM: do u noe gustav sister namen is getta?
ME: Getta?
HIM: do u noe his dad is a ..ja getta?
ME: O.o?
HIM: his dad is a dentist
ME: A dentist?
HIM: um billi is nut gay an ja dentist
ME: Bill’s not gay. Of course.
HIM: bill and tom did graduate frum school
ME: Duh.
HIM: oh sum fans ask us but how can we prove that one..
HIM: we can actually
ME: How?
HIM: vids and pics
HIM: do u wan me to send u a vid?
ME: Mhm.
Question, Have they decided on any tour dates yet? Europe or America first?
HIM: a fan send me it earlery
ME: Or is that not allowed either?
HIM: um wel depend on where u liv?
ME: What do you mean?
ME: Are they touring in Europe first or America?
HIM: wel if u liv in south of usa like florida they cum later..
HIM: htey say they decide to go to australia or south amerrica first sum were warm
HIM: it is cold in germany now
HIM: now how old r u?
ME: Mhm. So, they’re headed to Australia first then? When? And when is the album coming out for sure?
ME: And why does it matter how old I am?
HIM: nut soon
HIM: and uh we r ahaving a contest
HIM: 14 and over.
ME: Contest. Right….
ME: For what?
HIM: proves u r a tru fan if u can tell..
HIM: well how old r u firts?
ME: I’m 18. Why does it matter?
ME: How old are you?
HIM: oh then it wont be a problam
ME: O.o I still dont get it/
HIM: we get very little gustav fan
ME: Oh? Well, I’m a huge Gustav fan. He and I even share the same birthday.
HIM: oh wow
ME: How old are you, anyway?
HIM: 25
ME: Hm…
HIM: wat?
ME: Nothing….
ME: What’s your name then, if you’re his cousin?
HIM: my namen is frank
ME: Frank?
ME: Frank what?
HIM: ja
HIM: y /
HIM: frank holstirn
HIM: i am bad with inglish
HIM: wel keybored i mean
ME: Hm.. So Frank Holstirn?
HIM: so i hardly hear of gustav fan
HIM: wat do u noe of..no holstein
HIM: wat do u noe of gustav
ME: It depends on what you mean. I’m a fan, so I could know a lot, but I don’t know him personally, so that could mean I know little.
ME: What do you think I know about him? And why keep asking? Is there a specific reason?
HIM: oh u noe little then
HIM: uh do u or wuld u like to get in the contest?
HIM: um here maybe it is better if u speack to american instead..
ME: What’s the contest for?
HIM: uh shuld i give u her email?
ME: Email for what??
HIM: um it is  pick ur fave member
HIM: and u tell us everything u noe of him
ME: And what’s the prize then? O.o
HIM: vip ticket ot see us
HIM: live
ME: Really. Where at?
HIM: uh were u live?
HIM: it is better if u r in there path
ME: You mean, like, which state?
HIM: ja? wat else?
ME: Ohio.
HIM: do u thing we make u fly althe way to mexico?
ME: O.o What?
HIM: wel u said which state did u thing we wuld make u fly al teh way to mexico to c us?
ME: xD Well, I’d hope not.
ME: I don’t have the money to fly to Mexico.
HIM: wel lets c uh ohio is in hte map but u dont ceem to understand me so i shuld give u a usa girl email a close friend of TH h about that?
ME: Um, alright…
HIM: ja
HIM: so uh her email is *Blocked out so it’s not spammed or anything*
ME: Alright. So do I just email her and ask about the contest or what?
HIM: ja
HIM: she is slepping now so she answer u to morrow
ME: Alright.
HIM: so uh the basic thing is u shose who is ur fave and  and u tell us y
ME: That’s all there is to it? Then how is the person picked to win? And how many people win?
ME: Who all’s allowed to enter?
HIM: wel we compare it
ME: Is this like, not out in public so I shouldn’t tell anyone?
ME: Or can I blab about it?
HIM: no if u wan to win
HIM: thisis nut open to public only close freinds
HIM: nut that i noe u that wel?
HIM: um which sity u  liv in
ME: I dont’ see how I’d be a close friend then. O.o
HIM: we might cum near
HIM: egal
HIM: um imean exactly
ME: Well, they’ve come to Columbus once, so That was closeish.
ME: Within 200 miles at least.
HIM: uh didu catch it?
ME: Yea, I went to that show.
HIM: um we r still shosing three ou off 12 sitys we might go to
HIM: wel u get to spend a few ours with us..
HIM: um diner after the show
ME: Well, I’d love it to have them come there again.
And dinner and spend a few hours? Sounds fun.
HIM: and party then u will ge tstuff they onli seel in europe or germany
ME: What kind of stuff? O.o
HIM: um brign afriend IF u win
ME: Not… bad stuff?
I hope.
And a friend?
HIM: ja
HIM: uh tshirts shoes
HIM: u have friends who r fans of TH>?
ME: Ah, like the stuff from Deuchrock that we can’t order here in the US?
HIM: ja
ME: And I have ALOT of friends that LOVE TH.
HIM: realli
HIM: oh.. um i need to slep now uh i have nut slep all night was at a party
ME: Alright. I’ll wait for her to email me then. Later?
HIM: good mornign
HIM: wel for me
ME: xD Right. It’s like 5 am there, isn’t it?
HIM: mm
HIM: wel 6am
HIM: 6:30
HIM: wel now 6:34
Him: good nite
Me: Wow. xD Night!

 Why do people IM me like that?? O.O

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